Forget flames, forget paradise — the true horror is small talk in heaven.
This Ucique Gothic Streetwear Hoodie turns afterlife clichés upside down with a brutal statement piece.
On the back, a solemn angel in chiaroscuro tones gazes downward, wings spread, halo glowing faintly in shadow. Around the figure, the words curve like prophecy:
“I Don’t Fear Hell. I Fear Small Talk in Heaven.”
It’s more than sarcasm — it’s a declaration for misfits, introverts, and visionaries who find silence more sacred than chatter. A garment for those who thrive in the grotesque beauty of honesty, who wear irony as armor.
Whether you choose the deep black version for midnight elegance or the crimson red for burning defiance, this hoodie is crafted to last, built to make a statement, and designed to unsettle just enough.
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XXS |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Half chest, in |
20.08 |
20.87 |
21.65 |
23.23 |
24.41 |
25.59 |
27.17 |
28.74 |
30.71 |
32.68 |
| Body length, in |
24.41 |
25.59 |
27.17 |
28.74 |
29.53 |
30.31 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
32.68 |
33.07 |
| Sleeve length, in |
22.64 |
23.43 |
24.80 |
25.79 |
26.57 |
26.77 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
.: 100% organic, ring-spun, combed cotton
.: Heavy fabric (10.3 oz /yd² (350 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Fabric washed
.: Round drawcords in matching body color
.: Closed end metal tipping and metal eyelets
.: Self fabric half moon at back neck
.: Kangaroo pocket at front
EU representative: Charlotte Grude, slottesin@gmail.com, Seestraße 118, Berlin, Berlin, 13353, DE
Product information: Stanley Stella STSU177, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
