When heaven quits, irony takes the stand.
This Ucique Dark Streetwear Hoodie carries a gothic scene of divine silence and legal mockery: a sorrowful angel, a skeletal lawyer, and the bitter truth spelled out —
“My Guardian Angel said I needed a Lawyer instead.”
On the front, a minimalist gold U emblem — restrained, elegant, carrying the Ucique signature.
On the back, the full artwork: dark angel wings, skeletal grin in suit, a design that fuses gothic mysticism, occult sarcasm, and high-end streetwear irony.
This is not just clothing but a declaration for outsiders, visionaries, and misfits who wear their survival as statement art. Perfect for skaters, punks, night-dwellers, and seekers who thrive where the sacred collides with the profane.
✔ Premium Heavy Fabric: Cotton-blend with soft brushed lining for warmth & durability.
✔ Exclusive Ucique Artwork: Gothic angel & skeleton illustration, only available here.
✔ Dark Irony Statement: Bold back text blending humor with occult streetwear.
✔ Unisex Cut: Oversized, genderless fit designed for all bodies.
✔ Timeless Black Elegance: Deep night-black canvas with antique gold accent.
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| Half chest, cm |
51.00 |
53.00 |
55.00 |
59.00 |
62.00 |
65.00 |
69.00 |
73.00 |
78.00 |
83.00 |
| Body length, cm |
62.00 |
65.00 |
69.00 |
73.00 |
75.00 |
77.00 |
79.00 |
81.00 |
83.00 |
84.00 |
| Sleeve length, cm |
57.50 |
59.50 |
63.00 |
65.50 |
67.50 |
68.00 |
68.50 |
68.50 |
68.50 |
68.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
.: 100% organic, ring-spun, combed cotton
.: Heavy fabric (10.3 oz /yd² (350 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Fabric washed
.: Round drawcords in matching body color
.: Closed end metal tipping and metal eyelets
.: Self fabric half moon at back neck
.: Kangaroo pocket at front
EU representative: Charlotte Grude, slottesin@gmail.com, Seestraße 118, Berlin, Berlin, 13353, DE
Product information: Stanley Stella STSU177, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
