Hope? A mirage. Salvation? Just another collision waiting to happen.
Ucique seals it in thread:
“The light at the end of the tunnel? Just another oncoming train.”
This organic cotton hoodie turns the cliché into a weapon — a heavy, oversized garment that fuses sarcasm, gothic minimalism, and outsider elegance. On the back, a stark tunnel illuminated by an oncoming train. Around it, distressed gothic lettering spelling out bitter truth, equal parts prophecy and punchline.
Crafted from 100% eco-friendly organic cotton, this hoodie doesn’t just speak darkness — it lives responsibly. Premium softness, breathable yet durable, designed for rebels who want their wardrobe to echo both their values and their defiance.
✔ Sustainable Fabric: 100% certified organic cotton, soft brushed interior, durable outer shell.
✔ Exclusive Ucique Artwork: Tunnel + oncoming train motif with bold gothic text.
✔ Sarcastic Statement: Existential irony in high-contrast print, designed to last.
✔ Unisex Oversized Fit: Inclusive, relaxed, and layered for all bodies.
| |
XXS |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Half chest, in |
20.08 |
20.87 |
21.65 |
23.23 |
24.41 |
25.59 |
27.17 |
28.74 |
30.71 |
32.68 |
| Body length, in |
24.41 |
25.59 |
27.17 |
28.74 |
29.53 |
30.31 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
32.68 |
33.07 |
| Sleeve length, in |
22.64 |
23.43 |
24.80 |
25.79 |
26.57 |
26.77 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
26.97 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
✔ Eco Luxury: Ethically produced, water-based inks, no compromise between darkness and sustainability.
.: 100% organic, ring-spun, combed cotton
.: Heavy fabric (10.3 oz /yd² (350 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Fabric washed
.: Round drawcords in matching body color
.: Closed end metal tipping and metal eyelets
.: Self fabric half moon at back neck
.: Kangaroo pocket at front
EU representative: Charlotte Grude, slottesin@gmail.com, Seestraße 118, Berlin, Berlin, 13353, DE
Product information: Stanley Stella STSU177, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
